Cannibal jokes

What did the mother snake say to her
crying
baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for living beyond your means.
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What do you do when two snails have a

fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs...what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
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|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening."Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints.
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Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent to a blonde?A: There is a stamp on it.
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying

involved.
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
men who
are married.

Every month the centerfold is the
exact same woman.
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