Cannibal jokes

What is the most religious insect
?
A
mosque-ito !
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to

steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the

shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you
say I
just buy the watch and we forget about this?"

The
manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
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What's the difference between
an African
elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles !
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital
and tells the desk
nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear
doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to

see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he
says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
I'm a
python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in
an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:
"You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and
you can go to the company
canteen for something to eat. So don't
trouble the other employees."

The cannibals promise not to trouble
the other employees.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when

he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see
the zebra crossing.'
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What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !
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