Cannibal jokes

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
it on
fire ?
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An organization is like a tree full of

monkeys...

all on different limbs,... at different levels,...


some climbing up.

The monkeys on the top look down and see
a tree full of
smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look
up and see nothing but
assholes.
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A forester and a lawyer were in car
accident and showed up at
the pearly gates together.

St. Peter
greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the
homeswhere
they will spend all of eternity. They get into St.
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What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine.
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There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying," ...
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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
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Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob.
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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. "Yeah daddy, yeah daddy," said the little boy.
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