Cannibal jokes

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What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't know how big this thing gets!
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I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
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What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,

ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
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Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left
to feed
your family--you're happy.
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What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed
this
he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed one
seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became more
impatient.
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In olden times, it is reported that
sacrifices
were made at the altar.

Since then, weddings have been
held there, and times haven't changed
at all!
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Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on
a toasted
bunny.
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