Cannibal jokes

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.
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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !
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A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked."My boyfriend's just dropped me!" wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees."No mum," the blonde interrupted.
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !
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Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde walk by? The first one said,
"I wonder whether
she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."

Her friend said,
"She's a suicide blonde."

The other said, "Suicide blonde?
What's that?"

The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.""Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.""Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc.
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
you a new
basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's
guide?"
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The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who

got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his

name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his

PC?
Because it was on old croc.
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