Car and train jokes

A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"The guy says, "What problem?"
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|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went."Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and wasvery small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him apenguin.
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Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out
cigars.
When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes.
When I was born
they simply passed out.
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Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me.
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too
hard to peel.
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Q. What should you give a man who has
everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted."What sort of perversion are you talking about?" asks the doctor."Well," said the woman, "I like to be... Ohh... Ah...
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Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
brain
cells than he gave cows?
A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you
played with their tits.
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Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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