Car and train jokes

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,"Look at the legs among that group.""Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "But I'm achest man myself."
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A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.The man replied, " Well, at least I don't havecancer"
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on

Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
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Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don't start. 32 Water freezes. 30 You can see your breath. Politicians begin to worry about the Homeless. 25 Boston water freezes.
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a

Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-looking
female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver
and
cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman
says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies,
"That's not good
enough.
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
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your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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