Car and train jokes

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.
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Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening. After a trip to thebathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put somecoffee in front of him."Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night.
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What does a Chinese restaurant
serve
for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
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Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
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yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
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A violist comes
home late at night to
discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking
crater where his house
used to be.

The chief of police comes over to him and tells him,
"While you were
out, the conductor came to your house, killed your
family, and burned
the house down.
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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/hekeeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders todate.ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus.
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How many cashiers does it take
to change a
light bulb?
"Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar
bill."
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