Car and train jokes

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
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Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood

test.
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Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of
Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
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What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.
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|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom.
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!
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What kind of hair do
oceans have?


...Wavy hair.
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here.
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Hair Disorders
by Dan Druff
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Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
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