Car and train jokes

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was PureHow Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My LifeI Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go BowlingI Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
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An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a

closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty

contest?
She was the beast of the show!
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A young lady came home and told her Mother
that her
boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down
because she found
out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or
Hell.
"Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the
two
of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner"!
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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.
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What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of football ?
Fiver side !
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