Car and train jokes

What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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A football supporter's favourite

Christmas song?
'Yule never walk alone'
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr.
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.
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What's grey but turns red ?
An
embarrassed elephant !
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts. "Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely. "Listen!" he shouts again.
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Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, "it was so nice of
you to put my daddy's picture up there."
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Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Force
of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."The husband, rejected but still quite horny, turns over and tries to sleep.
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