Car and train jokes
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Teacher: "Who built the first American
car?"
Student: "Me Pilgrims."
Teacher: "The Pilgrims?"
Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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What part of a football ground is never the same
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The changing rooms !
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The changing rooms !
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented
on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a
shampoo yet."
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chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented
on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a
shampoo yet."
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some
learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills
are
available.
The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for
English literature.
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how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some
learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills
are
available.
The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for
English literature.
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General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a
symphonic
orchestra playing.
When asked about his impressions, he
commented:
"No military precision in drill..."
"Why?"
"Did you see those
violin players? They were moving their bows not in
cadence."
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parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a
symphonic
orchestra playing.
When asked about his impressions, he
commented:
"No military precision in drill..."
"Why?"
"Did you see those
violin players? They were moving their bows not in
cadence."
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If you watch the way that many motorists
drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous
part
of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous
part
of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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