Car and train jokes

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state

fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in

that there airplane." And
every year Edna would say, "I know
Fred, but that airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is
ten dollars.
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading
between the
lines.
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Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won

a fight?
A well 'aardvark!
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What do burgers think when they are

surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle.
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Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
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My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, "Just give them your underwear."
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What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.
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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.
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There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall
lizard with Barbie head
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