Car and train jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out

swimming?
He was a card shark!
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What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.
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|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
baseball?
A double!
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How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.
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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving
down a steep
mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car
failed.
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|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!
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