Car and train jokes

|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!Why does a rooster watch TV?For hentertainment!What do you get from a
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How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
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"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly.
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What did they call it when NHL officials

refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
Rink
injustice!
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.
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Did you hear about the University of Miami

fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.
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Did you hear the
joke about the
skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
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ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to

screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close
enough for non-technical people.
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