Car and train jokes

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...But my wife out in the car still does!"
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Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
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Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."


Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
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A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it's really simple...It's because we forgot the eh?
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What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.
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"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "My boy, you've witnessed a miracle! What happened then?" "He fell on his ass Father he's a
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Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.
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Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving.
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