Car and train jokes

|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune teller.
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A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied.A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.
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Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable

and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck

stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter.
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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"
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Q: How do you get a
blonde pregnant?
A:
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
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|You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
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A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender looks up and says " where the
hell did you get that thing?
The Parrot replies " Over in Africa,
there's millions of them "
!!!!
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