Cat jokes 01
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|Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?A: They never cry over spilt milk!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?A: An animal that puts you out a night!Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?A: A stripey jumper!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?A: A sourpuss!Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?A: They both wear stripes!
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