Cat jokes 04
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|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?A: Hailing taxi cabs!Q: How is cat food sold?A: Usually purr can!Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?A: A tiger moth!Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?A: 'Let us prey.'
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A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and
address?"
"I'm Paddy
O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the
second drunk,
and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I
live in
the flat above Paddy."
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two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and
address?"
"I'm Paddy
O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the
second drunk,
and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I
live in
the flat above Paddy."
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having
trouble listening!
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Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having
trouble listening!
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|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and be located at the North Pole. Blueprints for ornaments would be highly classified government documents.
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Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A:
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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A:
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us: Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! 5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 6. Hand me that... uh... that uh...
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Customer: Why don't you eat here,
waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the
felony.
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waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the
felony.
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|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
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Question: What's the difference between sin and
shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it
out.
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shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it
out.
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A 90 year man
finally gets to see a Dr. and
the dr. asks him what the problem is, the
man says he wants the Dr.
to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken
aback a bit but finally
asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers
I am 90. The Dr.
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finally gets to see a Dr. and
the dr. asks him what the problem is, the
man says he wants the Dr.
to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken
aback a bit but finally
asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers
I am 90. The Dr.
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