Cat jokes

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.
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|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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Men are
like placemats.

They only show
up when there's food on the table.
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Mrs Saggy:
Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a
facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Yes, they
couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her
face!
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How did Dairy Queen get
pregnant?
Burger
King didn't cover his Whopper.
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Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!
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Father: You were absent on the day of the
test?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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An elderly woman
decided to have her
portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with
diamond earrings, a
diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,
and gold Rolex."

A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a
twenty-year-old.
"So, did you do it?" his lawyer asked.
"Of course not," the old man
replied.
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|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don t want you to.
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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