Cat jokes

Old Farmer
Johnson was dying. The family
was standing around his bed. With a low
voice he sad to his wife:
"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer
Jones."

Wife: "No,
I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson: "But I want you
to."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a
horse deal!"
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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was
fed up with the hole business.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime

fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie."Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes.
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The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world" there.
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What did the mama pig say
to her bad little
piglet?
"Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
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"And how's yer wife, Pat?"

"Sure,
she do be awful sick."

"Is ut dangerous she is?"

"No,
she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?" Johnny replied, "NO, that too old fashioned.Spit out you gum, I wanna play president."
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A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.


"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in

2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he's very
depressed.

Doc says, "What's the
problem...
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