Cat jokes

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
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Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !
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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
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|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant wear sneakers?So that he can sneak up on mice!What's big and grey and wears a mask?The elephantom of
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Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She sucks - She blows - She's bloated - She's the focus of a huge legal battle - She'll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?
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Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, " "'What is this ?woman??" asked Adam. "A woman is somebody who will provide companionship and take care of all your needs," explained God.
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The
child was a typical four-year-old
girl - cute, inquisitive, bright
as a new penny. When she expressed
difficulty in grasping the concept
of marriage, her father decided to
pull out his wedding photo album,
thinking visual images would help.
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Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?

A. Chelsea Clinton
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Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the
letter "O."


"Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

"Cause Ah
can't write," replied the girl.

"Why don't you sign with an
'X'?" asked the man.

"Ah used to," she answered.
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner"!
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