Cat jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room

service.
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I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it.
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What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!
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My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.I picked up this card from a slim selectionBut that's all they offer here in witness protection.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a

rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."

"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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After my wife and her former best buddy,

another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means

of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief.
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Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another women holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says.
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