Cat jokes

Q: How many Development Executives does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while
the other screws it into the
faucet.
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Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her "Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?", and she said "Well, close but no cigar."
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil
!
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteerto tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market.
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"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely

?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
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Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will
talk to them.
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Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-So ftware Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
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Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Q:
How would a blonde punctuate the
following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry
worry"

A: Fun period fun period
fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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