Cat jokes

Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking

through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the

whole basketball team?"
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you

trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune
tenor
sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player!
You were hallucinating the other
two.
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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
"it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
Then I saw another sign that said To
The Bears, so I followed that and
saw the bears.
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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -
A:
A paws!
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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe
!
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
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The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon Says something Incoherent6. Doc, Doc Goose5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over4. Kick the Bucket3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy1. Sag, You're It
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A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." Her husband mumbled, "Clock always was slow."
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them. She said that would be allright.
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