Cat jokes

A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for.The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!"What? Cans! You don't need a .
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Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the
larger
ones you mount.
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A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"St.
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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
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A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"
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|Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit: Call for backup!
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You know all that talk about backseat

driving?

Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely
say that I've
never heard a word from the back seat.

What
kind of car do you drive?

A hearse!
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|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
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Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.4.
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Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red." Young Sally tried :"The grass is definitely green.
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