Cat jokes

What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity. Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much. Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

Pity it was closed!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid
!
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
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|Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"
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I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I've been eating them raw.
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,- "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife!"
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The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's......there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago" "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"
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