Cat jokes

What dog would you want on your American football

team?
A golden receiver!
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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!"
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off

saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any

satin."
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|`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.'
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A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"
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A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures

doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by

airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant
noticed that they were
carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check
the raccoons through
as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks,"
replied the vultures.
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What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?

A bookworm !
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A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,"that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago iseroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "allI can think of is that about four months ago my wife madesome asparagus and put some stuff on it that wasdelicious...
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the bar asks the man, "What's in the bag?" The man pulls out a genie lamp. The guy says, Wow! Can I have one of your wishes?" The man says, "I don't know.
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