Cat jokes

Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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The priest was preparing a man for his long

day's journey into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said,
"Denounce the Devil! Let him know
how little you think of his
evil!"
The dying man said nothing.
The priest repeated his order. Still
the dying man said nothing.
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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the twoof us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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Why don't lawyers play

hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.
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|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isn't even a keyboard attached?
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
!
Have you taken anything for it ?
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were
training to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and
then hides
it.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off.
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious! You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick. You should have been born in the Dark Ages you look terrible in the light.
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