Cat jokes

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.
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The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a sheep."The farmer says "OK".The brunette says "485".
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|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Which two letters are
rotten for your teeth?

D K
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them. She said that would be allright.
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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
It
was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.St.
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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
stumbling home
late one night and found themselves on the road which
led past the old
graveyard.

"Come have a look over here,"
says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's
grave, God bless his soul. He
lived to the ripe old age of 87.
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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
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