Caught for speeding

A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' events. The woman says, "You are a terrible lover!"The man replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?!"
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch

Paper!
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
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An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone a criminal broke into her house, took her clothes off of the line, smashed the watermellons in her garden, shaved her cat and then left when he couldn't find any money.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.
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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice

to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she

hits you.
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.

One day Tipton came in and said to his
roommate, "I hear there's a
new case of herpes in the dorm."


"Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignores their conversation at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.I come again.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch
meat?
Bullogna
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