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You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- if you speak to each dog you pass, by name .....
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|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
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Did you hear about the cross eyed

teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!
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Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks. Vacancy on the top floor. Vacuuming linoleum using a deep-pile setting. Vertically-fornicated mind. Views mold as a higher life form. Warranty expired. Was born an acrobat but landed on his head.
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't
have any taste.
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a

cat-alogue!
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off.
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One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion". The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was, then asked "What's the bad news?".
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How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris
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