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A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man."6 shots! Are you celebrating something?""Yeah, my first blow job.""Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.""No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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