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One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:"How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand."How many have seen ghosts?"A lot of people put up their hand."How many have touched a ghost?"Five people put up their hands"How many have had sex with a ghost?"One person put up their hand.
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After a venerable career of endless,

stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime
and
preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he
unexpectedly dies
and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the
gate.

"So sorry about your untimely death," he tells the
director.
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me

on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
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A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer."I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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Two political candidates were having a

hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other,

"What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the
other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of
this!"
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In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you tell?" asks girl baby. "Easy," says boy baby.
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Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging
the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument
panel..
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.
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-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
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