Cheap plastic rings

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
a
country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig,
killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse
and explain to the
owners what
had happened.
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How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?

He had his own frog horn !
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WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.
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A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!""Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student.
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A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii. I'm scared of flying and tend to get seasick.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with.
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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
Spa-catti!
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|A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
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Why was the student witch so bad at
essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.
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