Cheater

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really worked up.
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Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
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Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the
alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's
because the pigs do such a good job.
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Bobby?""Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.
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A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help.A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the white guy top the horizon and walk toward him.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
toe?
A: Roberto.
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Q: What do
electric trains and breasts have
in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who
usually end up
playing with them.
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why? Are you sick?""No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.
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|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything.
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