Cheerleaders

It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
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Some people
ask the secret of Anthony's
long marriage.

They take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week: a little
candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk
home.

The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
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Which fish can perform operations ?
A
Sturgeon !
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|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.4.
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A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
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One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up and says "Where!?"
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There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it.
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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
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What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss
Cakes !
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Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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