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How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in
it.
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
nice?
They use extractor fangs.
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy.Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too.Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him? Youngster: (whispering) No. They're both busy too.
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|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles3. Work stuffs up your eyesight1. All dogs are animals2. All cats are animals3.
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|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...
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|When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
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