Chicken jokes 02
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|Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chicken!Q: What do chickens grow on?A: Eggplants!Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?A: Because talk is cheep!Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A: A bird that lays down!Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?A: She lays hand gren-eggs!Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?A: It wanted to get to the other site!Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?A: An alarm cluck!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
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BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.
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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. Girlfriends, take heed!! There is a new drug that is in liquid form.
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
already taking out a tooth
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out?...He was
already taking out a tooth
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|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg room for pushing.
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A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last
one man
could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't
you go
outside and play?"
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irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last
one man
could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't
you go
outside and play?"
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Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Musmusculus.
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