Chickens

Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...
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What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction and went down. A few weeks later, PepsiCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane. They found the wreckage but were unable to locate the crew. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.
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A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times before, I was determined not to be fool'd again!"
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What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a

hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
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An
elderly fisherman wrote to a mail
order house the following:

"Please send me one of those gasoline
engines for my boat you show on
page 438, and if it's any good, I'll
send you a check."

In a short time he received the following
reply: "Please send check.
If it's any good, we'll send the
engine."
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Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts Chocolate Covered Prunes A Handful of Red Man Anything that ticks!
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