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Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to
go to the bathroom.
So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he
could be excused.
Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler to be quick.
Five
minutes later Tyler returned, looking more desperate and
embarrassed. "I
can't find it," he admitted.
The teacher sat
Tyler down and drew him a little diagram to where he
should go and
asked him if he will be able to find it now. Tyler looked
at the
diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.
Well, five minutes later he
returned to the class room and says to the
teacher, "I can't find
it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a
boy who has been at the
school for a while, to help him find the
bathroom.
So,
Tommy and Tyler go together and five minutes later they both return
r
and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Tommy, "Well,
did you find it?" Tommy is quick with
his reply, "Oh sure, he just
had his boxer shorts on
backwards."
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