Children jokes

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What would you get if you crossed a monster

with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie!
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How many
technical writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a programmer around
to explain how to do
it.
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What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a ten year old boy!
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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,"I'm tired. I think I'll swim back."
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want
Gore in 2000.
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Employer: "In this job we need someone

who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last
job, every time anything
went wrong, they said I was
responsible."
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The chief of staff of the US Air
Force
decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting
crisis
affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force

base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be

invited.
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