Children jokes

Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
take a
year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't
say
two!
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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling

ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will
notice.
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Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.
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What reindeer can jump higher than a
house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him
tomorrow.
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly.The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is."Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal andput a gun to my head".
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely normal to suffer somedecrease in sexual desire.
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Who invented King Arthur's round table

?
Sir Circumference !
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What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
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