Children jokes

Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
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A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your
emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde
replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the
blonde replies.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in
me!
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What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
!
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What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !
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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.

"Would
you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the
girls.


"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions
only
twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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What is the second stupidest thing in the
world?

An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the
ocean trying
to build a foundation for a house.

What is the
stupidest thing in the world?

An Arkansas contractor trying to
build a house on the
foundation.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Human Cannonball Barbie
...complete with spring-loaded cannon that
will shoot her 15-20 feet
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