Children jokes

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give himits hide.
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A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked. "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
?
A plain clothes police dog !
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Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?

A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
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A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get it all the way in, I can't see a thing.""Hmmm...that's an interesting optical reaction to sex," said the researcher.
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How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!
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Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18
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Why do accountants get excited on

Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
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