Children jokes

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
at a Tus-caloosa
ballroom.

They danced every dance
together. When the evening was over, he asked
if he could see her next time
he was in town.

"Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags.I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and

nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.

The
problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she

hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always

worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
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Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible!"The second guy says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God!""She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?""Easy...
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|Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
Rottweiler in a playground.
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I don't think my Mom knows much about

children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm
wide
awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
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Q: What do blonde's have against

condoms?

A: Their cheeks.
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
They never
stop to ask directions.
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