Children jokes

Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who constantly belittles me.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
was still a
prince.
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One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.?Fuck me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.?What the fuck are you doing that for?? says Smartie.?That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I seehim, so I?m hiding from him? says Polo.
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know. I havn't find one that could do it yet.
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The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It's fresher. 2. It's cleaner. 3. The cats can't get to it. 4. It's easier to take on a picnic. He also added: "It comes in such cute containers."
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What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...
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What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!
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What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran.
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A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
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