Children jokes

*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.*Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the
state?
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(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn
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What does an accountant use for birth

control?
His personality.
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|Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire '98README file, v4.
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1:
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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What did
Bill Gate's wife say to him on
their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company
Microsoft
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands."Well that's a good start.
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with

a paint-roller
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