Children jokes

Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish
village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two,
and
subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface.After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water.
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A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked "THE BOOK" and didn't find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must get on the elevator and go DOWNSTAIRS.
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What happened to the witch with an upside down

nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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What is the most famous
shark?
William Sharkspeare!
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I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.
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|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "It's windy," said one. "No, it's Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
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What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you

don't understand.
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
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