Children jokes

What's brown and sticky?A stick.
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A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they were
liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing
what a liberal Democrat was, but
wanting to be like their teacher,
their hands flew up into the air.

There was one exception.
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My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord
is a Norwegian motor car.
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Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was
looking for a byte to eat.
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What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count
Drugula.
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An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to
help with his
big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car
and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"
Buddy didn't move.

Then
the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't
respond.
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The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is verydangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your harddrive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that areeven close to your computer. It will recalibrate yourrefrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goesmelty.
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How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
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Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. One day, he was reading the Washington Post when he noticed a small ad which read:Lose weightOnly $1.
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I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
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